The Onion on efforts by the powerful penis enlargement lobby to oppose anti-spam legislation:
If this legislation passes, the government would, for all intents and purposes, be taking three to four inches off America’s cocks…. For millions of poorly hung American men, spam is a vital source of information about penis-enlargement options, and our elected officials have no right to take it away from them…. Sales of penis-enlargement treatments and devices in 2000 totaled in excess of $600 million. Cock-lengthening is, no pun intended, a consistent growth industry in the U.S., and this bill would severely emasculate it. As usual, it’s the little guy who suffers.
Brings new meaning to the term “swing vote”.
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