But with interest in student papers waning along with the rise of the Internet, some undergraduate newspaper editors may see the discussion of breast stimulation and favorite positions as a great way to increase circulation.

Hard to believe that’s an accident.

“Since moving to London, my romantic life has been characterized by last-minute text messages, incomprehensible drunkards, first-date coke bingers and split bar tabs,” Ms. McLaren, who clearly had better luck at home in Canada, wrote in the magazine. Describing a series of disastrous dates with a series of disastrous men, none of whom laid even a finger on her, she concluded that most English males suffer from “glaring sexual insecurity” and secretly prefer the company of other men.

The author, “Ms. McLaren was not the only foreign woman who has hoped for Mr. Darcy, only to be saddled with Austin Powers.”

Which of the following wine label descriptions would likely indicate the presence of grenache? 1) Chateauneuf-du-Pape; 2) Pomerol; 3) Gevrey-Chambertin; 4) Mosel-Saar-Ruwer; 5) Somontano.

Seems like a pleasant way to work on self-improvement: “High school is a pretty apt description, except that here the teachers pour you booze instead of confiscating it.”